citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
 

engsarak:

Wishing you all a Happy Easter

"There will be springtime! On every continent! And I’m bringing hope with me!” - Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians)

 

emmasdisneyworld:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ANY CAT HAS EVER DONE

 

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

 

(Source: itattoobabes)

 

(Source: daftghost)

 

(Source: best-of-imgur)

 

kingcheddarxvii:

The problem with generally liking people is that when inevitably you meet someone who hates you it feels like a dog biting you for no reason. You can’t bite back and all the other dogs still like you, but there’s still that one dog that wants to bite you and there’s not much you can do about that except appreciate it from a distance

 

spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS